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10/18/2006 3:33 PM	Alert
The Hollywood Tattletale "If you subscribe to us...you need a life" Idol's Dance Secrets Uncovered Hollywood - Clueless Press International In Hollywood, nothing goes unnoticed. One of our competitors discovered that Katharine favors Red Engine Jeans. No matter what this girl does, it makes news somewhere. Well, we notice a few things ourselves. During undercover observation to seek out and interview his choreographer, we followed Taylor Hicks, this year's American Idol. As most of you know, Mr. Hicks' success has been attributed by many to his powerful, spontaneous, and apparently random dance moves. Well, during the course of our investigation, we discovered that Mr. Hicks in fact does not use a choreographer to script his signature moves. His gyrations are entirely developed by him with no professional help. Who would have thought? His heretofore undisclosed personal secret to dance success? Red Ant Underwear. A company spokesman had this to say: "We like to keep a low profile among the entertainment industry. There are quite a number of performers who rely on our products to establish the personal signature moves that make them stand out from the run-of-the-mill lounge act. Mr. Hicks is only the latest in a long line of artists who have worn our products - Elvis, Joe Cocker and David Lee Roth are a few of the more recognized stars." So the next time you see Mr. Hicks perform, keep in mind that under that purple sportcoat and baggy trousers are a set of red-speckled white t-shirt and boxers. With a bright red waistband.

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10/19/2006 8:04 PM	Alert
Red Ant Undies??? That would explain a lot.

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10/19/2006 8:09 PM	Alert
Okay, that's lovely!

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10/19/2006 11:35 PM	Alert
Don, Taylor's jacket is by Dolce & Gabbana and retails for $1,648. His undies are by Red Ant and are well...priceless!

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10/22/2006 10:37 AM	Alert
hah lovely

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10/22/2006 11:36 AM	Alert
RED ANT UNDERWEAR! "We like to keep a low profile among the entertainment industry" - oh well - totally exposed by the The Hollywood Tattletale..... heh

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